But I don't like it when Gav occasionally hacks my facebook and adds loads of Gaga fans to promote my alter-ego because I'm a lazy bitch who doesn't want to. Why? Because looking through my Facebook news feed when I feel like finding out what my friends are doing is THE MOST ANNOYING EXPERIENCE EVER!!!

Everything being in a foreign language (even the captions in pictures!!) from teenagers who call themselves things like "KingWithNoCrown Monztaaa Germanotta" is just something which makes me want to go and slit my fucking wrists.

I have nothing against posts about Lady Gaga, as I am a fan myself, but when your ever-loving fiance has gone and added a million Venezuelan, Brazilian, Chilean, Argentinian, Spanish, French, and German Gaga OBSESSIVES and FB automatically subscribes to their posts, looking at the news feed is like the exact opposite of an eyegasm.
Its like Hell for your eyes only much much worse!

I'd only be able to withstand it if I was multilingual yet also had the mental depth of a puddle. These people don't just enjoy what Gaga does or even just want to have sex with her, they would jump off a goddamn cliff if she told them it was a good idea.

You know how in Japan being called an "otaku" is an offensive thing because it means you have nothing else in your life but what you're a fan of? Well... that's the only term of which I can think that really really fits these people.

I know I'm a huge fan of Axl Rose, but do I go on Facebook every day preaching that to the world? Do I post picture after picture after picture of him? Do I call myself "Rose"? No!
Why? Because THAT IS WEIRD! I also do not wish to bore my friends to death or make them think I'm weird.

(I'm already engaged to a guy who plays Axl in a Gn'R tribute band and enough of the bitchy twats on the rock scene spread around that I'm with him just because of Axl. Err, NO!! If I was, I wouldn't still be with him 5 years after meeting him and living with him for a slightly shorter amount of time than that!)

At the end of the day, celebrities are just human beings who chose to share their creations with the world. They are no different from anyone else, just that they are known to exist by many more people than your average Joe Public and Jean Bloggs. T

hey sometimes make a lot more money than someone who works in an office, but they are no different inside to anyone else! They don't piss perfume and they don't shit roses. They piss piss and shit shit, and it all stinks just the same as anyone else's.

You wouldn't go chasing after some random guy in the street just because he's good looking and you loooove the paperwork he did for Marketing and you wanted his autograph, would you? And you wouldn't rant about how awesome he is on Facebook, would you?

Personally, I think that's a great idea... the media should start paying attention to random low level employees and promoting every bit of work they do as if it's the best thing since sliced bread. Imagine the headlines! "PERFECT CUP OF TEA! WHAT WILL JEAN BLOGGS'S NEXT WORK BE? RUMORS ARE BEING SPREAD ABOUT INSTANT COFFEE IN A LARGER-THAN-USUAL MUG!"