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Mon Jun 22, 2009, 8:41 AM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Take It Like A Woman - Alice Cooper
  • Reading: Collision Course - William Shatner (geeky I know!)
  • Watching: A friend flushing his life down the toilet!
  • Playing: F-Zero X on N64!
  • Eating: Fox's Biscuits
  • Drinking: Coffee as usual!
Due to recent events from the Guns 2 Roses camp, I bring you all this message!


Your real friends are the ones who will tell you the TRUTH whether it be bad or good. If you're ever pissed off with a mate for telling you the truth, don't be! Please! All you are doing then is shooting the messenger instead of dealing with the problem at stake.

Do yourselves all a favor, LISTEN to your mates! Don't cut your nose off to spite your face, just suck it up and realize when you're in the wrong!




PS: I'm not particularly content at the moment but I think due to my not being subscribed anymore I can't change my mood, which SUCKS ASS!!!

Hollywood Waxing and Jack Fucking Nicholson

Sat Apr 25, 2009, 3:34 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Salt of the Earth by the Rolling Stones
  • Reading: Reckless Road by Marc Canter
  • Watching: Green Street 2
  • Playing: Guitar Hero: Metallica
  • Eating: Folded cream cheese on toast.
  • Drinking: Coffee as usual!
FUCKING HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!

Oh my GOD!

Well... DIY Hollywood waxing hurts like a bitch. I don't think professional ones are supposed to hurt that much...


I'm just so fucking fed up of shaving! Its cack! And it hurts more than waxing does if you take into consideration I normally do it every day! Waxing... ahhh you do it once and it lasts for up to 6 weeks! GREAT!!


Only it fucking kills. Not when you do the actual waxing, that part you get used to after a while and the pain deadens down.

What kills, is the part AFTERWARDS when you're not waxing anymore. When you try to put on a pair of panties and your skin just goes "FUCK OFF!"

And it didn't help that when I read up on it to check whether it was supposed to hurt that much, everyone seemed to be saying "Take painkillers before you do it!"

OH THANKS! Why doesn't it say that on the frigging Veet box then!? Why didn't someone pop out of the computer screen and fucking TELL ME BEFORE I DID IT!!!?


Next time, its gonna be done in a salon, unless my desire for pain expands to include THIS sorta pain!


If I ever become a professional waxer/beautician, I will make sure I do this to people I HATE and tell them its supposed to hurt that much. Then when they ask for painkillers give them a couple of pink smarties (instead of ibuprofen!) to swallow down with a glass of water. HAHAHAHA!!

In other news, Gav is at this moment playing to a club full of people in Milan... and the owner of the club is none other than Jack Fucking Nicholson!!!

Lucky motherfucker. So not only am I sat here wondering when my pussy is gonna stop burning, my man is off meeting Jack Fucking Nicholson.


At least he'll be back tomorrow and I get to have AWESOME sex to make up for this waxing bullshit and not meeting Jack Nicholson. Score! Its what I live for!

And hopefully soon we'll be getting an all in one printer/scanner/copier. That means I can FINALLY upload all my fucking drawings I've done over the past year + a bit on here.


Life's a bitch and then you die so fuck it all and lets get high...

Whatever happened to sex, drugs and rock n roll?
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno!

Peace

How the fuck!?

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 22, 2008, 8:02 AM
  • Mood: Horny
  • Listening to: A plane flying overhead
  • Reading: Just finished Hulk Hogan's book.
  • Watching: Pulse
  • Playing: Puzzle Bobble on MAME on XBox 1
  • Eating: Nothing today please!
  • Drinking: Coffee!
How THE FUCK did I get all those pageviews yesterday!? I normally get about 20 PVs a day (not much I know, but i don't submit much and don't get a chance to be online all day), but then yesterday I got 120 PVs... I don't recall submitting vast amounts of deviations, I didn't even submit ONE! I didn't post in the forum, I didn't even give that many comments or :+fav:es... I didn't buy someone a subscription, and I didn't get a DD.

I'm so fucking confused. I barely touched dA yesterday, but I got all those PVs!

I wish someone would shed some light...

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Yeeeeah.

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 7, 2008, 6:19 AM
  • Mood: Horny
  • Listening to: Driscoll + Gav playing Dead Rising for XBox 360
  • Reading: finished Slash's book... he's a bitch!
  • Watching: The Evil Dead (original version!)
  • Playing: Dynasty Warriors 6 for XBox 360
  • Eating: Muffin + Cookie which Driscoll brought over.
  • Drinking: Coffee or Red Bull
Yeah I'm on Bebo.

I know, chavvy as fuck innit!

Add me if ya want/can be assed.

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Also, more importantly, I'm doing photoshoots from only £35. Check out my Facebook [link] Work Info section for more details.








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Made by Lily A. Seidel `Lilyas

Flight to Japan is shorter than a drive to Cumbria

Journal Entry: Mon Jul 21, 2008, 4:43 AM
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Gav playing Scarface
  • Reading: finished Slash's book... he's a bitch!
  • Watching: Scarface, backwards in the mirror...
  • Playing: Guitar Hero III
  • Eating: Paprika Pringles and Sweet Thai Chilli DIIIIP!
  • Drinking: Coffee...
Yesterday I was sat in a car for longer than it takes to fly to Japan, and on top of that, there wasn't even a gig at the end of it because we couldn't get there in time due to the insane series of unfortunate events which prevented us getting there!

Raah.

Anyhoo, there'll soon be more deviations added!

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